Instant Jargon: How to Create Jargon in Your Spare Time and Lose Customers Instantly

Want to create instant jargon? It’s easy. Just think of a three-digit number and then select one item from each column below. You chose 134? You created Heuristic Reciprocal Programming. Congratulations!

What does it mean? Well, that’s the beauty of instant jargon. It can mean whatever you think it means. What do customers think it means? Unfortunately, customers  don’t have a clue. 

Baffle your friends, coworkers and most of all customers. Use instant jargon today–or better yet, contact TWP Marketing & Technical Communications for alternatives that communicate accurately, concisely and clearly.